Current Total: $∞
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Form BUDGET-∞ 2025
Department of War
Bureau of Infinite Military Spending
Infinite Budget Request
When trillions just aren't enough
OMB No. ∞-MONEY
Purpose of Form: Complete Form BUDGET-∞ to request unlimited military funding when conventional astronomical amounts prove insufficient for maintaining global military dominance. This form bypasses all fiscal responsibility, congressional oversight, and mathematical constraints. Use only when the combined GDP of all nations is deemed "inadequate" for defense needs.
Section I: Current Budget Assessment
Current annual military budget: $ (Already larger than next 10 countries combined)
Percentage of federal budget: % Still somehow not enough
Amount requested:
Reason current budget insufficient:
Section II: Justification for Infinite Spending

Check all that apply (multiple selections required):

Section III: Budget Allocation Pie Chart
NOT
ENOUGH

Legend:
🔴 Not Enough (100%)
All other categories have been eliminated for clarity

Section IV: Budget Comparison Analysis
NASA
0.5%
Education
2%
Military
50%
Still Not
Enough
47.5%
Category Current Funding After Our Request Percentage Change
Military $850 billion $∞ +∞%
Education $80 billion $0 -100%
Healthcare $200 billion $0 -100%
NASA $25 billion $0 -100%
Section V: What We'll Cut to Pay for It

Additional cuts required:

Section VI: Alternative Funding Sources

Select all viable options:

Section VII: Congressional Approval Section
Senators who will vote YES: /100
Representatives who will vote YES: /435
Lobbyist meetings scheduled: per day

Congressional concerns to address:

Section VIII: Audit Requirements
Next audit date: (Never)
Section IX: Black Budget Portion (CLASSIFIED)
Classified operations budget: ████████████████
Secret weapons programs: ████████████████
Alien technology reverse engineering: ████████████████
Weather control experiments: ████████████████

Classified justification:

Section X: Budget Calculator

Military Budget Adequacy Calculator

INSUFFICIENT FUNDS

Note: This calculator is calibrated to Pentagon standards where all amounts are insufficient

Section XI: Pentagon Accounting Section

Pentagon Mathematics Verification

Pentagon accounting accuracy rate: % (Negative accuracy is a feature)
Pentagon Math Problem Normal Answer Pentagon Answer Explanation
$1M hammer cost $25 $1,000,000 Freedom premium
Project timeline 2 years 20 years Thorough testing required
Budget variance ±5% +500% Unexpected complications

Certification: I hereby certify that the United States requires infinite military funding and that any amount less than infinity constitutes a clear and present danger to national security, defense contractor profits, and the American way of life. I understand that questioning this request is unpatriotic and potentially treasonous.

Secretary of Defense
Date
Chairman of Joint Chiefs
Date
President (if available)
Date
For Pentagon Use Only - Infinite Funding Division
Request Number:
Priority Level:
Processing Status:
Approved by:

Privacy Act and Paperwork Reduction Act Notice. The information requested on this form is authorized under the Infinite Military Spending Act of 2025 and the "Money Printer Go Brrrr" Executive Order. This information will be used to justify unlimited defense spending and ensure the continued prosperity of the military-industrial complex. Routine uses include sharing with defense contractors, Wall Street, and Swiss bank account managers.

You are not required to provide information on forms that display invalid OMB numbers, unless those forms authorize infinite money, in which case all constitutional restrictions are waived. All records will be stored in a secure facility powered by money-burning generators for maximum security.

The estimated time to complete this form is 30 minutes, or the time it takes Congress to approve another trillion dollars in military spending, whichever is shorter. For assistance, contact your nearest defense contractor lobbyist.

IMPORTANT: Military spending and fiscal responsibility are mutually exclusive concepts. Attempting to apply fiscal discipline to military budgets may result in accusations of being anti-American, soft on defense, or worse - a peacenik.

⚠️ REMINDER: This is a PARODY form created for satirical purposes ⚠️

This is not a real government document and should not be submitted to any government agency.

No actual taxpayers were consulted in the making of this infinite budget request.

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