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Form DD-LOL 2025
Department of War
Military Comedy Oversight Division
Discharge of Humor
Required documentation for all comedy-related military incidents
OMB No. 0420-HAHA
Purpose of Form: Complete Form DD-LOL to document all instances of unauthorized humor, comedy, or levity occurring during official military operations. This form must be filed within 24 hours of any incident that causes laughter, chuckling, giggling, or unauthorized smiling during duty hours. Failure to report humor incidents may result in mandatory enrollment in "Advanced Military Seriousness Training."
Section I: Personal Information
Service Member Name:
Rank/Grade:
Service Number:
Unit/Organization:
Date of Incident:
Time of Incident:
Section II: Type of Humor Incident (Check all that apply)
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Section III: Severity Level Assessment
Duration of laughter: minutes seconds
Section IV: Witness Information

⚠️ All witnesses must be interviewed to determine comedy contamination levels

Witness Name Rank Unit Reaction Level
Section V: Detailed Description of Incident

Provide a detailed account of the humor incident. Include exact words spoken, context, and immediate aftermath:

Was the humor:

Section VI: Immediate Mitigation Measures Taken

Additional measures taken:

Section VII: Command Response
Commanding Officer notified:
If yes, CO's reaction:
Disciplinary action recommended:

Command Comments:

Certification: I certify that the information provided above is accurate and complete to the best of my knowledge. I understand that falsifying information on this form may result in assignment to the Department of Extremely Serious Business.

Reporting Officer Signature
Date
Commanding Officer Signature
Date
For Official Use Only - Comedy Oversight Division
Case Number:
Humor Threat Level:
Disposition:
Reviewed by:
Review Date:

Privacy Act and Paperwork Reduction Act Notice. The information requested on this form is authorized under Title 10 USC Section 2-FUNNY and Military Humor Regulation 69-420. This information will be used to track and monitor all instances of unauthorized levity within Department of War facilities. Routine uses include sharing with the Department of Homeland Seriousness, the No Fun Police, and other agencies responsible for maintaining military bearing.

You are not required to provide information on forms that display invalid OMB numbers, but failure to report humor incidents may result in the spontaneous outbreak of military morale, which is strictly prohibited under current regulations. All comedy-related records will be maintained in perpetuity in the Department's Super Secret Humor Database.

The estimated time to complete this form is 30 minutes, unless you're still laughing about the incident, in which case please report to the nearest Medical Officer for emergency humor extraction procedures.

WARNING: Laughing while completing this form constitutes a secondary humor incident and requires filing an additional DD-LOL form.

⚠️ REMINDER: This is a PARODY form created for satirical purposes ⚠️

This is not a real government document and should not be submitted to any government agency.

No actual military personnel were harmed in the making of this humor.

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Keeping Military Humor Under Control Since Never
"Because Laughter is the Enemy of Good Order and Discipline" - General Grumpypants