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Form MIC-365 2025
Department of War
Defense Contractor Registration Division
Military Industrial Complex Registration
Annual registration for all democracy contractors
OMB No. 1984-CASH
Purpose of Form: Complete Form MIC-365 to register your organization as an official Military Industrial Complex contractor. This form ensures proper allocation of taxpayer funds to private defense contractors and maintains the revolving door between government and private sector. Completion is mandatory for all organizations wishing to profit from perpetual warfare and democratic peace disruption services.
Section I: Company Information
Company/Corporation Name:
Doing Business As (DBA):
Primary Tax Haven Location:
US Mailing Address (for show):
Primary Offshore Account Number:
Federal Tax Avoidance ID:
CEO/President Name:
Section II: Lobbying Budget & Political Influence
Annual lobbying budget: $ million
Number of senators owned: out of 100
Number of congresspeople influenced: out of 435
Supreme Court justices on payroll: out of 9
Pentagon officials promised jobs:
Section III: Previous War Profiteering Experience

Check all conflicts from which your company has profited:

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Section IV: Products & Services Offered

Check all overpriced items your company provides:

Section V: Campaign Contribution Schedule
Political Party Annual Contribution Super PAC Funding Dark Money Networks
Republican Party $ $ $
Democratic Party $ $ $
Local/State Officials $ $ $
Note: Equal contributions ensure bipartisan support for military spending increases
Section VI: Revolving Door Personnel
Former generals currently employed:
Former Pentagon officials on payroll:
Former CIA directors as "consultants":
Current employees promised government positions:
Secretary of Defense position reserved for:
Former Official Name Previous Government Position Current Salary Promised Future Role
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Section VII: Profit Margin Expectations
Cost overrun expectations: % above initial bid
Project delay guarantee: years minimum
Section VIII: Ethics Waiver Request

🚨 Request permanent waiver for the following ethical violations:

Justification for ethics waivers:

Section IX: Quarterly Kickback Schedule

💰 Planned distribution of excess profits:

Quarter Pentagon Officials Congressional Members Think Tank "Donations" Media Sponsorships
Q1 2025 $ $ $ $
Q2 2025 $ $ $ $
Q3 2025 $ $ $ $
Q4 2025 $ $ $ $
Section X: Political Connections Registry
Official Name Position Control Level Annual Investment Expected ROI
$ %
$ %
$ %

Certification and Oath of Eternal Warfare: I solemnly swear that the information provided above is accurate and that my corporation is committed to the perpetuation of endless conflict for the benefit of shareholders and the detriment of global peace. I pledge to oppose any outbreak of diplomacy or international cooperation that might threaten our profit margins.

CEO/President Signature
Date
Chief Corruption Officer Signature
Date
Head of Revolving Door Operations
Date
For Department Use Only - Contractor Oversight Division
Registration Number:
Corruption Level Classification:
Approval Status:
Approved by:
Next Audit Date: (Never)

Privacy Act and Paperwork Reduction Act Notice. The information requested on this form is authorized under the Military Industrial Complex Enhancement Act of 1961 and various classified appropriations. This information will be used to ensure maximum profit extraction from taxpayers and optimal coordination between defense contractors and government officials. Routine uses include sharing with Wall Street analysts, foreign arms dealers, and various shadow organizations.

You are not required to provide information unless it increases your profit margins by at least 400%. All contractor records are confidential and will be stored in a secure offshore data center owned by a subsidiary of a subsidiary of your company. The estimated time to complete this form is 45 minutes, unless you're still counting your money from the last contract.

For assistance with this form, contact your assigned Pentagon liaison officer or the nearest K Street lobbying firm. Remember: Peace is Bad for Business®

WARNING: Completion of this form constitutes agreement to support at least 3 new military conflicts per fiscal year.

⚠️ REMINDER: This is a PARODY form created for satirical purposes ⚠️

This is not a real government document and should not be submitted to any government agency.

No actual defense contractors were harmed in the making of this satire (unfortunately).

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