🎯 Military Project Budget Calculator
⚠️ Warning: This calculator uses actual Pentagon math. Results may defy logic, reason, and basic arithmetic.
📊 Budget Analysis Results
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Contractor Markup (compound):
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Congressional Enhancement:
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Timeline Overrun Costs:
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Miscellaneous & Classified:
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Actual Project Budget:
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📖 Understanding Pentagon Mathematics
Our proprietary budget calculation algorithm incorporates:
- Contractor Cascade Multiplication™ - Each contractor adds 35% markup
- Congressional District Distribution Factor - 5% per district for "job creation"
- Timeline Reality Adjustment - 50% cost increase per year of delays
- Miscellaneous Black Budget Items - Standard 47% for "unforeseen circumstances"
- Classified Enhancement Protocol - [REDACTED]%
Note: This calculator reflects actual Pentagon budgeting practices as observed in the wild. Any resemblance to fiscal responsibility is purely coincidental.