Press Releases Archive

Pentagon officials announced today that despite receiving a record-breaking $847 billion defense budget for FY2026, military leadership is concerned the funding may not adequately cover essential operational expenses such as premium coffee blends and gold-plated paperclips...

In an unprecedented move to modernize military recruitment, the Department of War today announced the launch of the "Gamer-to-Warrior Direct Pipeline Program," allowing skilled video game players to bypass traditional boot camp and proceed directly to active combat roles...

Pentagon officials confirmed today that the F-35Z "Ghost Rider," a $50 billion next-generation stealth fighter jet, has achieved unprecedented invisibility by completely disappearing from existence. The aircraft, designed to be undetectable by enemy radar, has exceeded expectations...

The Department of War announced today a groundbreaking partnership with Amazon to launch "Prime Drone Strike," a revolutionary military service offering two-day delivery of precision strikes to any global location with guaranteed next-day delivery for Prime members...